Two things I can't believe I heard at the dentist's office:

"No chewing or flossing on that side of your mouth." (until when? I asked) "Until the real bridge is put in."

That's 2 weeks from now. I have to get through Labor Day Weekend chewing on my left side (where the heat/cold sensitive tooth is) and not flossing.

NO.
FLOSSING.

THAT'S TOTALLY F**KED UP, MAN! I'm not going to make it ... I know it. 2 weeks without floss is like ... like ... like ... like I don't know. I'm shaking and going through withdrawals already.

And then, when she was putting in that crappy cement for the impression:

"You'd be surprised how much fits in your mouth."

whoa dude