Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Theory of the Week

Now that John Karr is cleared of murdering JonBenet Ramsey, the obvious question came up at work about why he would confess to something like that if he didn't do it.

Theory 1: He's mental. Most of us agreed with this one.
Theory 2: He wanted to be an answer on a card in the Trivial Pursuit 2000's (or 15th) Edition. This was my theory and no one really agreed with me ... and yet they all thought it was plausible.
Theory 3: He needed a free flight out of Thailand. Sure, the drugs, sex and drink are cheap and plentiful there, but it's over a grand to hop a plane back.

We all agreed with Theory 3.

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