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The full moon is coming. I know because this came through the work email this morning:


Message: You have an employee at one of your San Antonio by the name [name removed, but it was in the email] who used to work the bakery dept. at the Cosco store here in El Paso, TX I need to buy some pot and cocain from him as well as his usual store merchandise he steels and sells. Can you help me contac him?\\ thanks tom


"Tom" also provided his phone number and email address so we could hook him up with the Steelin' Deeler. Oh yeah, I don't work for Costco, so I'm not entirely sure why he chose us for this message, but I'm so glad he did.