Saturday, October 03, 2009

A Movie Nearly Every Night: The Fifth Element

The Fifth Element (1997)
Director: Luc "Film My Fetish" Besson
Starring: Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm, Milla Jovovich

No pictures. No review except to say that this was the God-awful worst movie I've ever seen. No, really, it beats Dead of Winter, which I would have walked out on except that I saw it drunk and it seemed better just to stay seated so I wouldn't throw up in the aisle. It beats Gangs of New York, which I did walk out on because I wasn't drunk and had only paid $1.50 to see it.

Number 1, top of the charts, 100%, grade A shite.

Oh yeah, and we watched it on Bluray. Dude. When pretty colors can't save you, nothing can.

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