Wednesday, March 07, 2007

epifanny

I've decided that journalism is just selling dope and lying to suckers. It's a career in RETAIL!

What a bunch of poo.

I'm switching to something useful like anthropology or biochemistry or medieval literature. Journalism is for a-holes.

I'm cranky.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Blake: A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?

li'l hateful said...

Coffee is for CLOSERS.